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so that P.E teachers can’t screw with my knowledge on the different nutrients
So here’s what happened.
During PE lesson, being the exclusionists they are, the PE teachers decided to call out singly, the failures of the NAPFA test and send us to go try our luck again.
Fortunately I have a parent’s excuse letter…BUT still I was sent to listen to a talk about WEIGHT management conducted by Mr Ram whilst the other PERFECTLY-ALIGHT-FIT-People watch stress managment…
IF you ask me, weight management is more stressful than anything else.
So off I go and sit in the PE studio for 40mins as more of us start streaming in.
Total Audience member count : <10
Then Mr Ram goes off and starts screwing my bio theories…
1. Drink lots of water, you can’t get fat from it ( DUH IT’S JUST WATER )
2. Eat less white bread cos its simple sugars and you wanna eat glycogen
3. Green apples are bad cos they’re high in simple sugars
4. Insulin gets rid of sugar from your blood
5. Glycogen is burnt in muscles for energy
6. People who practise yoga eat only once 1 day cos they can take in energy from the air
I had a great time laughing in my head.
